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2.65s"Eventually, everybody gets shot."
2.67sOh, I'm glad you two are friends again,
3.87sso we can all have Thanksgiving dinner together in this bar.
1.97sHey, who invited the hippies?
3.84sI did. You owe R.E.M. an apology for eco-fraud.
2sAll right. I'm sorry.
3sBut I will not save the rain forest!
2.17sGood enough. Let's eat.
3.2sAnd we should all be thankful to Michael, Peter, and Mike...
3.97sfor supplying this beautiful turkey made entirely of tofu.
2.27sTofu and gluten.
2.24sI'm thankful I ate before I came.
3.08sOh, come on, Bart. Smell those curds.
3.4sMmm, curds.
4.09sAnd I'm thankful I get to spend Thanksgiving with my family,
3.69sthese alternative rockers and my favorite bartender.
0.42sAw, here you go, pal.
2.95sAnd here you go!
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