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0.39sYou don't like me? I like you.
2.37sYou do?
3.3sThen I like you too. Here. Have a towelette.
4.37sHere, turkey, turkey, turkey! Turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey.
2.14sNobody's gonna kill you.
1.83sFrom now on, no talkin'.
4.55sYou wanna signal me, use this bird call.
0.38s
2.4sOw! Ow! Not the face!
2.3sOkay, the face!
5.1sThat actually feels good after the-- after the crotch.
3.3sAll right, turkey, where are you?
3.82sTurkeys, the only animal smarter than man.
0.7s
2.3sWhat the hell is that?
1.8sA turkey!
2.3sDad's gonna slaughter that poor turkey!