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3.1sI serve you drinks. You yak on and on and on.
1.94sAnd I never get one stinkin' tip.
2.95sMaybe we'd tip you if you'd smile once in a while.
3.59sWell, what do you call this?
0.47s
2sSheesh. Don't do that.
4.8sWho am I kiddin'? I ain't smiled for real since I nailed that rat with the ice pick.
1.77sRemember that?
1.77sThat was an amazing throw.
2.75sAh, how did I lose my passion for the job?
4sWhen I was in bartending school, I thought I had the world by the jigger.
0.43sHey, where'd that painting come from?
2.5sI put this up recently.
3.5sAnd it's a good thing I did 'cause it really illustrates my point.
2.75sYeah, good old Swigmore "U."
3.59sGee, when you talk about that school, your voice fills with, uh--
2.1swhat do you call it-- human feeling.
3.35sYeah. Maybe you should, uh-- what's the expression-- go back there.
3.55sWhat's the word I'm searching for? Uh-- Yeah.
4.24sA trip to the alma mater might really rekindle my love of gettin' people loaded.
3.3sBut who'll run the bar while you're gone? Ooh, ooh, pick me!