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2.17sthat's even remotely true.
2sFacts, schmacts.
4.1sAh, here's Dr. Gould now. What were the results, Professor?
0.67sInconclusive.
2.39s"Inconclusive"?
2.3sThen why'd you come running up like that?
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2.62sCan I use your bathroom?
4.29sWell, it appears science has faltered once again...
3.25sin the face of overwhelming religious evidence.
2.3sBut-- Go home, science girl.
1.53sI am home.
0.78sGood. Stay there.
3.09sOkay, folks. Get your "Angel Glow Sticks."
3.57sNo one gets into heaven without a glow stick. I'll take four.
0.53s
3.3sAch! Those morons make me so angry.
3.12sMaybe so. But I'd appreciate it if you didn't call them morons.
2.05sBut they are morons.
3.19s- What grown person could believe in angels?
- Well,
2.05syour mother, for one.