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3.97sReligion must stay 500 yards from Science at all times.
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2.74sWow! Do you think it flew up here?
3.74sWell, it didn't ride up on no zebra. Look, a message!
3.09s"The end will come at Sundown."
4.67sHey-- Wait a second. I don't like the sound of that.
3.84sI'm scared, Daddy. Too scared to even wet my pants.
2.87sIt's okay, Son. just relax, and it'll come.
4.42sEven Lisa Simpson must now agree. We have witnessed a miracle.
2.59sHardly. Anyone could've written that.
3.5sOh, angel, listen not to this child of Satan.
3.99sReverend, I've got to admit. This doomsday warning has me just a smidge twitterpated.
2.54sOh, now, be calm, Ned.
3.52sBut be afraid also-- tremendously afraid--