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1.8sI could take up smoking. You damn well better.
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3.47sOkay. Okay, don't panic. Marge, stop panicking!
2.34sWe need a replacement skeleton, and we need it now.
2.77sBart, strip down to your skeleton.
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3.35sWe've come for the angel, Homer. It's not safe with the unbeliever.
1.97sIt's gone! We're too late.
3.04sLittle girl, what have you done with our precious angel?
2.24sNothing! Someone must have stolen it.
4.97sLooks to me like Lisa Simpson found something science couldn't explain,
2.27sso she had to destroy it.
3.09sWell, that's all the evidence I need. Arrest the girl.
0.5sHey!
2.77sWhat? She didn't do anything.
2.67sGive her a nice cell-- something in "C" Block.
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2.7sLisa Simpson, you are charged...
3.52swith destruction of an historic curiosity-- a misdemeanor.
3.72sBut in a larger sense, this trial will settle the age-old question...
2.13sof science versus religion.
2.17sLet the opening statements commence.