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2.43sWhat are you doing with that?
3.74sI'm locking it up in my safe-deposit closet with my other valuables.
2.77sI'll just leave it in here a few years...
2.74sand let it appreciate in value.
1.97sIt's probably a million years old, Dad.
2.33sI think it's as valuable as it's gonna get.
3.2sThat's what they said about this Billy Beer, smarty-pants.
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2.18sWe elected the wrong Carter.
3.65sComing up next, an hilarious boat giveaway scam...
2.87snets Springfield's dumbest criminals.
3.24sSounds like good watchin'.
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2.3sHe-Hey there, Marge. just brought the kids over...
3sto share a prayer with the blessed angel, if it's okay with you.
2.34sGet your own angel, you moocher!
3.07sThanks anyway, Homer.
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2.97sOh, hello, Agnes. Sorry to trouble you,
2.1sbut I'm goin' in for surgery tomorrow,