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3.9sWhat's the earliest memory you have of something bad happening?
4.85sThat would have to be my first day of school.
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3.32sThey got this thing called a "fire drill."
3.5sThey use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.
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2.02sAnd there's only one big toilet,
4.2sand they make you all go at the same time.
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2.25sThe kids at school were even worse.
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2.8sEw! You like The Monkees?
1.93sYou know they don't write their own songs.
2.75sThey do so! They don't even play their own instruments.
2.23sNo! No!
2.08sThat's not even Michael Nesmith's real hat.
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