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2.72sI think you're ready for it, Alan.
3.64sAnd, um, I'll just, uh, get us started.
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2.47sUh, we'll need that to live.
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5.81sIf word gets out about this, Cwazy Clown Airlines will be a laughingstock.
1.97sIn exchange for your silence,
3.7sI'm prepared to offer your family free tickets to anywhere in the United States,
2.37sexcluding Alaska and Hawaii-- the freak states.
0.92sWhoo-hoo!
1.62sGood news, everybody!
3.12sBecause I endangered lives, we can fly anywhere we want!
0.5sAlaska!
0.77sHawaii!
2.99sI don't know, Homer.
2.9sWe're right in the middle of the busy housekeeping season.
3.4sBut, Marge, you deserve a vacation.
3.55sIt's a chance for you to clean up after us in a whole other state.
1.73sI don't wanna be a wet blanket,