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2.03sLook on the bright side, Dad. Did you know that...
3.44sthe Chinese use the same word for "crisis" as they do for "opportunity"?
3.5sYes. "Cris-a-tunity!" You're right!
2.84sI have been wasting my life away in that dump for years.
3.39sThat's it! I'm going to find a new bar to drink in,
3.74sand I'm gonna get drunker than I've ever been in my entire life!
3.24sBart, where's my wallet? Right here, Dad!
1.95sThank you!
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3.57sWow. Classy. Good evening, sir.
2.8sWould you please leave without a fuss right now?
2.48sOkay.
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3.1sHmm. This looks like a nice, friendly place.