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1.94s"It's Raining Men"?
2.1sYeah, not no more it ain't.
2.75sOw!
2.14sOoh!
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3.52sJoke's on them. I'm still alive.
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0.48sCheer up, Homer.
1.97sCan't.
3.57sOkay! What if you pretended that this couch were a bar?
2.32sThen you could spend more nights at home with us.
3.77sHuh? I am not going to dignify that with an answer.
2.03sLook on the bright side, Dad. Did you know that...
3.44sthe Chinese use the same word for "crisis" as they do for "opportunity"?
3.5sYes. "Cris-a-tunity!" You're right!
2.84sI have been wasting my life away in that dump for years.
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