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3.3sHow many people want Homer banned from this place for life?
2.14sAw, come on, everybody.
1.92sThis bar is like a tavern to me.
2.05sSorry, Homer. You should've thought of that...
2.29sbefore you gave me the old sugar-me-do.
2.18sI'm taking your caricature down from Mount Lushmore,
2.69sand I'm pulling your favorite song out of the jukebox.
1.94s"It's Raining Men"?
2.1sYeah, not no more it ain't.
3.52sJoke's on them. I'm still alive.
0.48sCheer up, Homer.
3.57sOkay! What if you pretended that this couch were a bar?
2.32sThen you could spend more nights at home with us.
3.77sHuh? I am not going to dignify that with an answer.
2.03sLook on the bright side, Dad. Did you know that...
3.44sthe Chinese use the same word for "crisis" as they do for "opportunity"?
3.5sYes. "Cris-a-tunity!" You're right!