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0.73sYes, sir.
1.37sLet me rephrase that.
3.8sIs it wrong if I cheat to win a million dollar bet?
1.97sNo, sir. Who would you like killed?
1.28sNo, Smithers.
3.17sI've decided to bring in a few ringers--
1.1sprofessional baseballers.
5.22sWe'll give them token jobs at the plant and have them play on our softball team.
2.77sHonus Wagner, Cap Anson Mordecai Brown...
1.1sUh, sir.
1.9sWhat is it, Smithers?
4.57sI'm afraid all those players have retired and, uh, passed on.
3.77sIn fact, your right fielder has been dead for 130 years.
1.32sDamnation!
2.18sFind me some good players-- living players.
1.83sScour the professional ranks--
3.65sthe American League, the National League the Negro leagues.
0.83sI'm on my way.
3.85sOh, and, Smithers you have 24 hours.
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2.2sI get $50,000 to play one game?
1.44sThat's right, Mr. Canseco.
2.5sIt's a pay cut, but what the hey.