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1.93sYou make me sick, Homer.
3.6sYou the one who told me I could do anything if I put my mind to it.
3.55sNow that you're older, I can tell you that's a crock.
3.92sNo matter how good you are there's always a million people better.
2.02sGotcha-- Can't win, don't try.
3.32sAs your new manager, I want to say this up front--
2.18sNo one is assured a spot in the starting lineup.
3.24sI don't care if you're Steve Sax or Darryl Strawberry Or--
2.09sWhat's one of the bad players' names?
0.93sHomer Simpson, sir.
1.69sOr Homer Simpson.
2.69sSecondly, instead of beer, you will all drink this.
3.79sIt's a brain and nerve tonic rich in proteins and electromagnetic juices.
2.07sIt promotes robust health.
4.2sIt has been known to cause gigantism but only in rare cases.
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