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0.97sDid you say a million?
1.5sI'm sorry. My mind was elsewhere.
1.98sI thought you would start with a small amount,
2.19swe would bait each other, and--
0.97sYou know how it goes.
2.24sCertainly. A million Will be fine.
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1.93sSmithers, I've been thinking.
2.9sIs it wrong to cheat to win a million dollar bet?
0.73sYes, sir.
1.37sLet me rephrase that.
3.8sIs it wrong if I cheat to win a million dollar bet?
1.97sNo, sir. Who would you like killed?
1.28sNo, Smithers.
3.17sI've decided to bring in a few ringers--
1.1sprofessional baseballers.
5.22sWe'll give them token jobs at the plant and have them play on our softball team.
2.77sHonus Wagner, Cap Anson Mordecai Brown...
1.1sUh, sir.
1.9sWhat is it, Smithers?
4.57sI'm afraid all those players have retired and, uh, passed on.
3.77sIn fact, your right fielder has been dead for 130 years.
1.32sDamnation!
2.18sFind me some good players-- living players.
1.83sScour the professional ranks--
3.65sthe American League, the National League the Negro leagues.