1.6sLet's go over the ground rules.
2.37sYou can't leave first until you chug a beer.
1.77sAny man scoring has to chug a beer.
2.47sChug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings.
1.93sAnd the fourth inning is the beer inning.
1.77sHey, we know how to play softball.
1.87sPlay ball!
3.17sAttention all units! Attention all units!
2sArmored car being robbed at Fifth and Main.
2.5sTurn off that damn radio!