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3.1sFolks, I've been in show biz for 61 years.
3.05sBut now these jerks have sucked all the fun out.
3.42sI don't need 12 suits telling me which way to pee.
2.2sFor "pee," could you substitute "whiz"?
2.57sI don't know. That could upset the Cheez Whiz people.
2.37sI was just thinking that. I can't take it anymore!
3.39sFolks, don't miss this Friday's show.
1.85sIt'll be my last.
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1.82sQuitting show biz.
3.85sNo, I like the area. But where does it go? Get away from me!
2.57sWait! We have more notes!
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3.27sGet off, damn you!
3.84sYou can kill me, but two more will take my place!
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