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4.24sYour Honor, my incarceration is cruel and unusual punishment.
4.92sFirst, my prison-issued shower sandals are grossly undersized.
2.27sSecondly, the prison book club...
4.1sconsists mainly of prisoners who club me with books.
2.23sThese are from the new Tom Clancy.
3.27sAlthough it's less painful than reading him. Am I right, folks?
1.83sMotion granted. Release the prisoner.
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3.44sNow don't try anything funny this time, Bob.
2.54sI'm gonna be on you like red beans on--
2.2sHey, hey, hey, don't walk so fast.
3.89sHey, no fair. You got long legs. I got these little bitty hooves.
1.93sBob!
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3.35sOkay, here's your storage locker. Just the way you left it.