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2.37sWell, I did.
3.97sNo, I'm not Superman. I just own an R.V.
4.2sMe and the new wife travel the country searching for adventure.
4.94s- Last fall, we won a chili cook-off in Beaumont, Texas.
- Wow!
3.14sYou're livin' in a fool's paradise, Van Houten.
3.17sIf you fell down in the shower, that thing'd be your tomb.
3.8sGrampa, hush! Here. Why don't you spit some more?
4.2sNo, I'm not Superman. I'm a judge.
3.47sWhy, just this morning I sentenced my 46th man to death.
2.13sNo, 47th.
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3.5sWow, 47! I love you, Grandpa.
3.17sYeah, well, I may not have a fancy black bathrobe...
2.03sand a hammer like Snooty,
2.94sbut I do have slippers and an oatmeal spoon.
2.9sLook!
0.27sBart, perhaps your grandfather...
3.54swould like to come up front now and give someone else a chance to interrupt.
1.8sOh, please, no.