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2.54sGrampa! I don't mind when you spit at home.
2.04sBut I have to work with these people.
3.87sOh, jabber jacks! Schoolhouse don't put out spittoons, I ain't responsible.
3.04sAll right, seniors,
3.5swe'd all love to share in your wisdom, experience, yadda, yadda, yadda.
2.33sLet's start with Milhouse's grandfather.
2.9sUh, how many of you have a house?
3.7sAll right. Now how many of you drove your house to school today?
0.5sHuh?
1.64sWhat?
2.37sWell, I did.
3.97sNo, I'm not Superman. I just own an R.V.
4.2sMe and the new wife travel the country searching for adventure.
4.94s- Last fall, we won a chili cook-off in Beaumont, Texas.
- Wow!
3.14sYou're livin' in a fool's paradise, Van Houten.
3.17sIf you fell down in the shower, that thing'd be your tomb.
3.8sGrampa, hush! Here. Why don't you spit some more?
4.2sNo, I'm not Superman. I'm a judge.
3.47sWhy, just this morning I sentenced my 46th man to death.