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3.24sNow, my story begins in nineteen dickety-two.
4.07sWe had to say "dickety," 'cause the kaiser had stolen our word "twenty."
2.8sI chased that rascal to get it back...
2.8sbut gave up after dickety-six miles.
3.1sDickety? Highly dubious.
1.87sWhat are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie.
2.33sThat's your problem.
3.24sNow, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks...
3.2sto discuss how I invented the "terlet."
0.6sTerlet. Ha!
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2.9sStop your snickering! I spent three years on that terlet!
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4.24sAnd then he claimed he was the one who turned cats and dogs against each other.
3.1sWhy is he always making up those crazy stories?
0.43sMaybe it's time we put Grampa in a home.
2.7sYou already put him in a home.
2.64sMaybe it's time we put him in one where he can't get out.
1.93sNo! Old people deserve our respect.