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3.17sIf you fell down in the shower, that thing'd be your tomb.
3.8sGrampa, hush! Here. Why don't you spit some more?
4.2sNo, I'm not Superman. I'm a judge.
3.47sWhy, just this morning I sentenced my 46th man to death.
2.13sNo, 47th.
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3.5sWow, 47! I love you, Grandpa.
3.17sYeah, well, I may not have a fancy black bathrobe...
2.03sand a hammer like Snooty,
2.94sbut I do have slippers and an oatmeal spoon.
2.9sLook!
0.27sBart, perhaps your grandfather...
3.54swould like to come up front now and give someone else a chance to interrupt.
1.8sOh, please, no.
2.4sAbout time, knothead.
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4.84sNow-- Hey, listen!
3.24sNow, my story begins in nineteen dickety-two.
4.07sWe had to say "dickety," 'cause the kaiser had stolen our word "twenty."
2.8sI chased that rascal to get it back...
2.8sbut gave up after dickety-six miles.