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2.4sYou wouldn't shut them away like second-class citizens.
1.8sSecond-class!
3sWhat about Social Security, bus discounts,
2.8smedic alert jewelry, Gold Bond powder,
2.1spants all the way up to your armpits...
1.93sand all those other senior perks.
2.97sOh, if you ask me, old folks have it pretty sweet.
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2.8sMm, let's see.
3.27sYeah, yeah.
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2.6sEh, this junk was hardly worth gettin' up for.
3.94sMaybe if I go back to sleep for a few days, some good mail will build up.
3.17sHey, what's this? "Asa Phelps has"--
3.47sThe seventh Hellfish is dead!
3.87sThat means the fortune's almost mine.
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