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2.24sBut every unit has a troublemaker.
4.74sOurs was a cocky little private named Montgomery Burns.
2.97sHaven't you won the war yet?
3.24sDuh, hey! You said you was dead.
4.9sYes. Dead tired. But I'm quite refreshed now. Thank you.
3.84sMm-hmm. You bossed around the richest, most powerful guy in town?
2.97sHow come you were a sergeant and he was only a private?
4.44sWell, he got busted down for obstructing a probe from J. Edgar Hoover.
1.94sWe got stuck with him.
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4.14sNow they'll never save your brain, Hitler.
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2.37sLittle help?
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3.9sBoom! Boom it went! Boom! Just like that!
3.54sThey took a photo of my keister for Stars and Stripes!
3sAt least they told me it was for Stars and Stripes.