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2.9sLook!
0.27sBart, perhaps your grandfather...
3.54swould like to come up front now and give someone else a chance to interrupt.
1.8sOh, please, no.
2.4sAbout time, knothead.
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4.84sNow-- Hey, listen!
3.24sNow, my story begins in nineteen dickety-two.
4.07sWe had to say "dickety," 'cause the kaiser had stolen our word "twenty."
2.8sI chased that rascal to get it back...
2.8sbut gave up after dickety-six miles.
3.1sDickety? Highly dubious.
1.87sWhat are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie.
2.33sThat's your problem.
3.24sNow, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks...
3.2sto discuss how I invented the "terlet."
0.6sTerlet. Ha!
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2.9sStop your snickering! I spent three years on that terlet!