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3.1sDickety? Highly dubious.
1.87sWhat are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie.
2.33sThat's your problem.
3.24sNow, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks...
3.2sto discuss how I invented the "terlet."
0.6sTerlet. Ha!
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2.9sStop your snickering! I spent three years on that terlet!
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4.24sAnd then he claimed he was the one who turned cats and dogs against each other.
3.1sWhy is he always making up those crazy stories?
0.43sMaybe it's time we put Grampa in a home.
2.7sYou already put him in a home.
2.64sMaybe it's time we put him in one where he can't get out.
1.93sNo! Old people deserve our respect.
2.27sLook at jacques Cousteau and Goldie Hawn.
2.4sYou wouldn't shut them away like second-class citizens.
1.8sSecond-class!
3sWhat about Social Security, bus discounts,
2.8smedic alert jewelry, Gold Bond powder,