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2.14sI don't know how much more of this I can--
2.6sSave your whining for when you're on the air, okay ?
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2.77sOkay, let's see. Next we have Marge.
2.9sShe's 34 and trapped in a loveless sham of a marriage.
3.4sHey, turn it up. I love hearing those wackos.
3.24sTell me 'bout your husband, Marge. Well--
2.77sWhen we were dating, he was sweeter...
2.77sand more romantic and 40 pounds thinner,
3.17sand he had hair, and he ate with utensils.
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3.37sWhat was that last thing you said ? Ah.
1.94sIsn't that your wife, Homer ?
3sDon't be ridiculous. My wife worships the ground I walk on.
4.6sMarge, it's what I call "harsh reality time."
2.09sYour husband sees you as nothing.
4.24sOh. Okay. Well, thank you. No, no, no, don't hang up.
2.47sThe pig has made you into his mother.
3.07sYou are not the hot love object you deserve to be.