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2.4sIf I ever find out who you are, I'll kill ya !
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3.55sI hope you do find that punk someday, Moe. Fill 'er up.
3.1sIs everything okay ? Usually you have a quick one,
2.8ssome peanuts, beef jerky, pickled eggs, and you're outta here.
4.14sLet's just say I don't feel like goin' home tonight. Jar, please.
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1.8sHey, you can level with me.
3.22sYou got a domestic situation ? You might say that.
2.94sMy wife's gonna leave me 'cause she thinks I'm a pig.
1.95s- Homer.
- What ?
3.54s- Marge is right. You are a pig. You can ask anyone in this bar.
- What ?
2.27sHey, Barney, am I a pig ?
4.24sYou're no more of a pig than I am.
3.27sOh, no ! See ? You're a pig.
3.62sBarney's a pig. Larry's a pig. We're all pigs.
2.8sExcept for one difference.
2.65sOnce in a while, we can crawl out of the slop,
3.3shose ourselves off and act like human beings.