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3.27sOh, no ! See ? You're a pig.
3.62sBarney's a pig. Larry's a pig. We're all pigs.
2.8sExcept for one difference.
2.65sOnce in a while, we can crawl out of the slop,
3.3shose ourselves off and act like human beings.
3.89sHomer, buy your wife some flowers and take her out for a night on the town.
2.87sCandles, tablecloth, the whole nine yards.
4.27sGee, a romantic evening. Nah, she's too smart to fall for that.
2.03sI'm not done. After dinner,
3.87sthe two of you are going to check into the fanciest motel in town...
5.24sand not check out until the next morning, if you get my drift.
3.09sI read you loud and clear. Heh, heh, heh, heh !
2.77sWow, a quarter past 6:00.
4.47sWhat's keeping Dad ? Yeah, who'd possibly be late on meat loaf night ?
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2.17sUh, I'd like some flowers.