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4.14sLet's just say I don't feel like goin' home tonight. Jar, please.
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1.8sHey, you can level with me.
3.22sYou got a domestic situation ? You might say that.
2.94sMy wife's gonna leave me 'cause she thinks I'm a pig.
1.95s- Homer.
- What ?
3.54s- Marge is right. You are a pig. You can ask anyone in this bar.
- What ?
2.27sHey, Barney, am I a pig ?
4.24sYou're no more of a pig than I am.
3.27sOh, no ! See ? You're a pig.
3.62sBarney's a pig. Larry's a pig. We're all pigs.
2.8sExcept for one difference.
2.65sOnce in a while, we can crawl out of the slop,
3.3shose ourselves off and act like human beings.
3.89sHomer, buy your wife some flowers and take her out for a night on the town.
2.87sCandles, tablecloth, the whole nine yards.
4.27sGee, a romantic evening. Nah, she's too smart to fall for that.
2.03sI'm not done. After dinner,
3.87sthe two of you are going to check into the fanciest motel in town...