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1.75sThere's only one show I want to see.
2.57sIt's a little something I call Make Every Day Count,
2.67sstarring Peter Griffin as himself.
1.1sOh, Come on, Peter.
2.34sDon't you miss T.V. just a little?
3.27sThe familiar stories, the broadly drawn characters,
5.59sthe convenient plot turns that bring a character around at exactly the right moment?
5.47sHi. I'm William Shatner. My car broke down on my way to give a speech about how T.V. keeps families together.
0.95sWould you like to hear it?
2.95sNo, I gotta run. I don't want to miss the all-you-can-eat schnitzel bar.
2.14sWait a minute! I love schnitzel!
2.67sCome along. I bet you could squeeze into Lois' lederhosen.
1.62sI'll change in the car.
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4.77sIf I had a nickel for every time one of my parents walked out on me instead of teaching me how to drive,
1.67sI'd be one rich little--
1.2sLet's go, Meg.