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6.17sBecause of an accident at the quahog Cable Company television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time.
3.97sOf course, no one can see this news program so it doesn't really matter what we say.
1.57sI'm the Lord Jesus Christ.
2.67sThink I'll go get drunk and beat up midgets. How about you, diane?
2.3sTom, I just plain don't like black people.
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2.6sYou guys, we're still on in Boston.
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3.02sExcellent. The weather machine is nearly completed.
2.65sWhat do you say to that, broccoli?
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1.6sStop mocking me!
1.13sWhat's this?
3.6sIt appears the witless provider has finally brought me something of value.