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2.45sAnd don't call me unless you're flatlining.
1.74sHey, hey, Turn that T.V. off.
2.37sHey, nurse? Nurse?
2.35sWhat would you do for a Klondike BAR?
1.3sWould you stand on one leg?
1.35sSurE.
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1.3sWould you act like a monkey?
1sUh-huh.
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1.53sWould you kill a man?
2.07sUm, uh, well...
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4.87sDaddy, now that I've finally passed my driver's test can I still get a convertible?
1.68sNo.
2.25sBut I'm proud of you for getting your license, sweetheart.
1.77sAnd I'm proud of you, Peter.
2.1sYou taught us all a valuable lesson.
3.37sIt's not what you do that defines the quality of your life,