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1.6sThis is a dangerous mission.
1.8sAnd it's likely one of us will be killed.
1.68sThe landing party will consist of myself,
2.14sMr. Spock, Dr. McCoy, and Ensign Rickey.
1.2sOh, Crap.
1.05sSorry, Lois.
1.75sThere's only one show I want to see.
2.57sIt's a little something I call Make Every Day Count,
2.67sstarring Peter Griffin as himself.
1.1sOh, Come on, Peter.
2.34sDon't you miss T.V. just a little?
3.27sThe familiar stories, the broadly drawn characters,
5.59sthe convenient plot turns that bring a character around at exactly the right moment?
5.47sHi. I'm William Shatner. My car broke down on my way to give a speech about how T.V. keeps families together.
0.95sWould you like to hear it?
2.95sNo, I gotta run. I don't want to miss the all-you-can-eat schnitzel bar.
2.14sWait a minute! I love schnitzel!
2.67sCome along. I bet you could squeeze into Lois' lederhosen.
1.62sI'll change in the car.
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4.77sIf I had a nickel for every time one of my parents walked out on me instead of teaching me how to drive,
1.67sI'd be one rich little--
1.2sLet's go, Meg.