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0.78sPoor kid.
1.42sWhat a senseless war.
2.54sI can't believe you just sold out your own daughter.
2sMeg, I know what I did was wrong.
2.6sAnd I know it's not the first time I've embarrassed you.
3.57sAnd if you add the measure of the angles of a right triangle, the sum--
3.2sMeg, do you mind cleaning out the shower the next time you shave your legs?
1.8sIt's like a carpet in there.
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1.89sI hate to see you so upset.
4.87sHey, I know. Let's play a little game called Taking the Fall for Daddy.
2.82sIf you win, I'll buy you a convertible when you get your license.
3.9sReally? Oh, Daddy! Now I love you again!
2.64sYou're gonna make some Jewish guy a great wife.
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6.17sBecause of an accident at the quahog Cable Company television transmission will be out for an undetermined amount of time.
3.97sOf course, no one can see this news program so it doesn't really matter what we say.
1.57sI'm the Lord Jesus Christ.
2.67sThink I'll go get drunk and beat up midgets. How about you, diane?
2.3sTom, I just plain don't like black people.