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2sand he only shows up when somebody dies.
1.2sThat's gonna be tough.
1.7sWith President Gore's universal health care,
1.63speople are living much longer these days.
5.24sAnd with zero-tolerance gun control and a strong, well-funded educational system, there's no street crime.
3.7sFace it, Peter, you not marrying Lois was the best thing that ever happened to the world.
3.34sI don't care. We've got to find a way to summon Death and quick.
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2.47sWell, that might do it.
1.77sDeath! Oh, thank God, you're here!
3.07sListen, you've got to send me back in time again, so I can marry Lois.
1.8sMan, it's been a busy day.
1.64sDick Cheney, the chairman of Halliburton,
3.17sshot Supreme Court Justice Scalia in a hunting accident,
3.97sand the bullet went right through him and killed Karl Rove and Tucker Carlson.
2.03sOh, my God, Peter, you can't marry Lois.
2.14sI don't know who any of those people are.
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2.67sAll right, hang on. Here we go.
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