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3.14sLucky there's a family guy
3.24sLucky there's a man who positively can do
1.67sAll the things that make us
1.7sLaugh and cry
5.54sHe's a family guy
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2.57sHey, Quagmire, how was your date last night?
2.9sCleveland, it was amazing. You know what I discovered last night?
2s- Women have a fourth hole.
- What?
3.24sYeah. I mean, it's only visible if you're looking from exactly the right angle,
4.34slike the entrance to Hogwarts. But you got to believe that it's there.
3.84sMan, I envy you single guys. No families, partying whenever you want.
3.07sThese are the only people I get to party with.
1.7sQUAGMIRE: That's where the fourth hole is, right there.
1.8sRight there in the back of the knee.
4.5sI like having a family. I got all the crazy out of my system when I was 18.
4.3sNot me. I was dating Lois the whole time. I never got to be wild.
2.74sExcept for that time I rode the mechanical bull at that bar.