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13.21sIt seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and sex on TV But where are those good old-fashioned values On which we used to rely?
3.14sLucky there's a family guy
3.24sLucky there's a man who positively can do
1.67sAll the things that make us
1.7sLaugh and cry
5.54sHe's a family guy
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2.57sHey, Quagmire, how was your date last night?
2.9sCleveland, it was amazing. You know what I discovered last night?
2s- Women have a fourth hole. - What?
3.24sYeah. I mean, it's only visible if you're looking from exactly the right angle,
4.34slike the entrance to Hogwarts. But you got to believe that it's there.
3.84sMan, I envy you single guys. No families, partying whenever you want.
3.07sThese are the only people I get to party with.
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