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3.47sassuming my health does not deteriorate as I age.
1.7sGood riddance to bad blubber.
2.3sSmithers, want to go get a cup of coffee?
1.03sI just had one, sir.
1.03sWhat the...
2.47sWhy is everyone so insolent today?
2.08sWell, today is Christmas, sir.
3.25sI say when it's Christmas.
4.32sTELEVISION ANNOUNCER: Too much change around the house got you down?
4.59sHelp me, Ronco Change Magician!
4.64sANNOUNCER: The Change Magician will change your life for the better.
3.5s(ANNOUNCER READING) Order today.
2.34s(GASPS) Bart, can I ask you an important question?
1.23sHow much?
1.17s$29.99.
1.47s(SIGHS) Here's fifty. Woo-hoo.
2.94sThat's your donut money, too, mister. (MOANING)
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2.1sLenny, Carl, how you doing?
2.18sHey, Homer. How's retirement?
2.52sIt's awesome. You know what I've gotten into?
1.65sSleeping till noon.