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2.07sWe've got all your favorite characters,
2.85sItchy, Scratchy, Poochie, Austin Powers Itchy,
6.29sItchy Poochie, Scratchbob Itchpants, Confederate Itchy and Osama Bin Scratchy.
6.99s(IMPRESSED MURMURS) That sucked. Well, at least I've still got my health...
3.42sOh, my golly graciousness! Bad car!
2.15sApologize to the poor little boy.
1.52sThis shirt is humor-larious.
1.5sLet's see what else you've got.
2.95sAmazing, trailblazing, insightful,
3.07sdelightful, hysterical, a miracle!
2.02sThe kids'll go cuckoo for these!
3.8s(CUCKOOS) (CHUCKLES) My name's Goose Gladwell.
1.63sOf Goose's Gags and Gifts?
3.25sThat's right. I've got 20 stores in 30 states.
3.02sAnd I want to sell your shirts in most of them.