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3.47sIf you're feeling depressed, do what I do and write something.
1.77sA novel, a play...
2.18sOr I could write something that's not gay.
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4.35s(GASPS) Bart, someone wrote something cynical on your shirt!
1.12sMmm-hmm.
1.35sLet me wash it off.
2.28sLeave me alone. This expresses my rage at the machine.
4.9sWell, I like T-shirts with a nice joke like, "Support our troops."
3.65sBart's shirt is a classic, Marge. Just like "Keep on truckin'."
2.74sAs if I would ever want to stop truckin'.
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2.3sWhoa! (EXCITED CHATTER) KID 1: Check it out!
1.74sKID 2: Whoa, look at that!
1.47sAhh... I wish I had that shirt.
3.57sIt's clever, funny, and would cover my boy boobs nicely.
2.7sI'm too sexy for my shirt
1.65sToo sexy for my shirt
10.14sSo sexy it hurts And I'm too sexy for Milan Too sexy for Milan Bart, I need that shirt.
2.1sI'll trade you Puppy Goo Goo for it.