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3.54sSweetie, your daddy's gonna show you just how much he loves you.
3.08sYou know that non-functioning nuclear reactor you built?
1.23sYes...
1.78sI juiced it up a little. (GIGGLES)
1.98sDad, that could explode!
1.63sOh, that's ridiculous.
4.85s(BEEPING) KRUSTY: That thing's gonna blow! Drop this toy and run!
3.99sMom! Dad built a device that would be deadly in the wrong hands!
1.83sAnd he's holding it!
4.64sHomer, I want you to get that gamma-radiating whatsit out of my home.
4.4s(WHINING) Oh... (SNORTS) I never complain about your frilly pillows.
3.65s
1.55sHow many T-shirts do you have here?
1.4sJust one.
3.27sIt takes a Marine honor guard to fold it.
1.95sIt used to be a dust cover for a Hummer.
3.19sI could go on and on.
2.92sGravies and Lentilmen, I have an exciting announcement.
3.24sI have sold the rights to the Bart Simpson T-shirt line...
5.3s(GASPING) ...to the Disney Company, which will turn each one into a movie!