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1.8sReally? How much money do I get?
1.08sYou get nothing.
3.42sIn fact, thanks to my team of loopy lawyers...
4.5s(CLEARS THROAT) ...I never have to give you another penny.
2.72sAll you get is a very valuable lesson.
2.07sNever trust a weirdo!
1.28sAzoot!
1.64s
1.82sI'm stuck on a nail!
3.34s(CHUCKLING) Oh, God, that's painful.
2.77s(GROANS) I can't feel my...
0.93s(WHISTLE)
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1.67sWhat's the matter, boy?
3.17sGoose Gladwell ripped me off. And there's nothing I can do about it.
5.87sI'm just a stupid kid! (SOBBING) Son, when you grew up, I grew down.
2.67sNow I can see you need your dad more than ever.
3.74sAnd Homer, I can see you need me more than ever.
1.43sGet back in the garage, old man.
2.5sBut there's spiders in the boxes.
1.33sStay out of my boxes!
4.47sYou give my son what he deserves or I'll knock you on your delightfully offbeat ass.