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3.24sI have sold the rights to the Bart Simpson T-shirt line...
5.3s(GASPING) ...to the Disney Company, which will turn each one into a movie!
1.8sReally? How much money do I get?
1.08sYou get nothing.
3.42sIn fact, thanks to my team of loopy lawyers...
4.5s(CLEARS THROAT) ...I never have to give you another penny.
2.72sAll you get is a very valuable lesson.
2.07sNever trust a weirdo!
1.28sAzoot!
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1.82sI'm stuck on a nail!
3.34s(CHUCKLING) Oh, God, that's painful.
2.77s(GROANS) I can't feel my...
0.93s(WHISTLE)
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1.67sWhat's the matter, boy?
3.17sGoose Gladwell ripped me off. And there's nothing I can do about it.
5.87sI'm just a stupid kid! (SOBBING) Son, when you grew up, I grew down.
2.67sNow I can see you need your dad more than ever.
3.74sAnd Homer, I can see you need me more than ever.
1.43sGet back in the garage, old man.
2.5sBut there's spiders in the boxes.
1.33sStay out of my boxes!