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2.1sI'll trade you Puppy Goo Goo for it.
3.64sShe still has a lot of her original strawberry scent.
2.65sForget it. My attitude isn't for sale.
2.8sWhat am I saying? Of course it is.
3.03sT-shirts! Get your sassy T-shirts!
3.12s50% cotton, 100% awesome!
1.7sDaddy, can I buy this one?
2.19sLet's see. "Get bent."
3.4sWell, the only thing that could mean is kneel down and pray.
1.4sWe'll take the whole box.
1.42s"Get bent," everyone!
2.6sThis could get me out of a lot of sticky situations.
5.17sI'll take a dozen. (CHUCKLES) Do you have a T-shirt with Calvin peeing on Hobbes?
1.07sSorry.
1.74sAh. Well, what do you got him peeing on?
6.27s(SIREN BLARES) Well, well, well. Selling T-shirts without a permit.
3.09sAnd it looks like one of the lights in your sneakers is out.
5.17s(CLANCY GRUNTS) Come on, Chief. I can't afford to pay protection to you and Nelson.
1.05sMmm-hmm.
1.7sWell, then you're out of business, boy.