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1.15sThanks, but...
1.7sI've been told I'm a good listener.
1.57sBut when you're a captain,
4.4syou never know when people are just flattering ya. Yarr.
2.03sHe's gone. Darn it!
3.5sI just want a friend who isn't a work friend.
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2.94sBart, if you don't get up now, good luck getting a pancake.
2.29sDad's pulled his chair right up to the stove.
2.35sLise, I think I'm having a midlife crisis.
3.47sIf you're feeling depressed, do what I do and write something.
1.77sA novel, a play...
2.18sOr I could write something that's not gay.
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4.35s(GASPS) Bart, someone wrote something cynical on your shirt!
1.12sMmm-hmm.
1.35sLet me wash it off.
2.28sLeave me alone. This expresses my rage at the machine.
4.9sWell, I like T-shirts with a nice joke like, "Support our troops."
3.65sBart's shirt is a classic, Marge. Just like "Keep on truckin'."
2.74sAs if I would ever want to stop truckin'.