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1.03sI just had one, sir.
1.03sWhat the...
2.47sWhy is everyone so insolent today?
2.08sWell, today is Christmas, sir.
3.25sI say when it's Christmas.
4.32sTELEVISION ANNOUNCER: Too much change around the house got you down?
4.59sHelp me, Ronco Change Magician!
4.64sANNOUNCER: The Change Magician will change your life for the better.
3.5s(ANNOUNCER READING) Order today.
2.34s(GASPS) Bart, can I ask you an important question?
1.23sHow much?
1.17s$29.99.
1.47s(SIGHS) Here's fifty. Woo-hoo.
2.94sThat's your donut money, too, mister. (MOANING)
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2.1sLenny, Carl, how you doing?
2.18sHey, Homer. How's retirement?
2.52sIt's awesome. You know what I've gotten into?
1.65sSleeping till noon.
1.6sYeah, well, we better get going.
2.4sSome of us have to get up for work tomorrow.
3.64sHey, just because I'm not working doesn't mean I can't gripe like you guys.
3.45sDon't you hate it when people steal your lunch out of the break room fridge?