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6.09sMy son's making so much cash in the T-shirt game that I don't have to work another day in my life,
3.47sassuming my health does not deteriorate as I age.
1.7sGood riddance to bad blubber.
2.3sSmithers, want to go get a cup of coffee?
1.03sI just had one, sir.
1.03sWhat the...
2.47sWhy is everyone so insolent today?
2.08sWell, today is Christmas, sir.
3.25sI say when it's Christmas.
4.32sTELEVISION ANNOUNCER: Too much change around the house got you down?
4.59sHelp me, Ronco Change Magician!
4.64sANNOUNCER: The Change Magician will change your life for the better.
3.5s(ANNOUNCER READING) Order today.