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1.55sHow many T-shirts do you have here?
1.4sJust one.
3.27sIt takes a Marine honor guard to fold it.
1.95sIt used to be a dust cover for a Hummer.
3.19sI could go on and on.
2.92sGravies and Lentilmen, I have an exciting announcement.
3.24sI have sold the rights to the Bart Simpson T-shirt line...
5.3s(GASPING) ...to the Disney Company, which will turn each one into a movie!
1.8sReally? How much money do I get?
1.08sYou get nothing.
3.42sIn fact, thanks to my team of loopy lawyers...
4.5s(CLEARS THROAT) ...I never have to give you another penny.
2.72sAll you get is a very valuable lesson.
2.07sNever trust a weirdo!
1.28sAzoot!
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1.82sI'm stuck on a nail!