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2.6sI don't know why you ever married that pig-nosed punk.
2.9sI don't know, either. I'm married to the job now.
4.27sI used to think there was someone for me, but... Ow!
4.67sHow odd. It's one of those old record-your-own-message birthday cards.
2.57s(TUNE PLAYING) Happy birthday, Leela!
1.77sI'm really sorry I'm gonna be one minute late,
2.4s'cause we're testing the professor's dumb time machine...
4.3sBut, you know, happy birthday and all, and,
3.3sI love you. (SCREAMS) My card!
4.74sMy whole life I've been mad at him, and it wasn't his fault.